What we are doing.
A token named for a novel, launched the slow way. Every decision was written down and fingerprinted before the token existed. The pool's liquidity is locked for good, on chain. Every number on this site is a read of the chain or the record, with the time it was read. This page says what we are doing and how far along it is.
Today
The token is live on Solana and trading opened at 23:40 UTC on 7 November 2026. The only official address is EynucSdqGN65x2YckTNQFHdW4pVjkMmKMsmpSFKRTgi7. Any other token using this name isn't ours. Nobody from this project will ever message you first.
How to take part
Readers
Read the whole book free on xxxiii.io and listen to the recordings. That is the point of all of this. Nothing to buy.
Buyers
If you buy, you buy on the Meteora pool with SOL from your own wallet, at whatever the pool’s price is at that moment. The only token address is EynucSdqGN65x2YckTNQFHdW4pVjkMmKMsmpSFKRTgi7. We never take your SOL, hold it, or send you anything back. It is a collectible named for a novel; it pays nothing and promises nothing.
Partners who want to back it
There is one way: add liquidity to the open pool from your own wallet, in a position you own and lock yourself. The On chain section lists every position and who holds it. We never hold a partner’s funds, there are no side agreements, and nobody is offered anything beyond what the chain shows.
Everyone
Check the launch record and the addresses above before you do anything. Every file that defines this launch was fingerprinted before the token existed, and you can verify each one without us.
The token
Everything marked Planned becomes a chain read on launch day, or it does not appear.
| Name | The 2,500 Donkeys |
|---|---|
| Ticker | $DONKAI |
| Chain | Solana |
| Token address | EynucSdqGN65x2YckTNQFHdW4pVjkMmKMsmpSFKRTgi7 |
| Where it trades | A Meteora liquidity pool, opened with tokens only; the first buyer put in the first SOL |
| Supply | 1,000,000,000, fixed. Minting and freezing are switched off for good. |
| In the pool | 98% of supply; its liquidity is locked permanently, in four positions |
| Team tokens | 2% of supply, locked until 6 May 2027. Lock address in the On chain section. |
| Presale | None |
| Pays holders | Nothing |
| Trading fees | Trading fees from the pool's locked positions go to the wallets listed here, after Meteora's protocol fee: 60% operations, 30% the book, 10% meme bounties. Holders get none of it. |
| Who | UnyKorn LLC (Wyoming) |
On chain
Everything the launch created, read from Solana. All of the pool’s liquidity is locked permanently; nobody can withdraw it, UnyKorn included. Each share is that position’s liquidity over the pool’s total, rounded to two decimals; the four add up to 100%. Shares were read at 23:47 UTC on 7 November and the NFT holders at 00:12 UTC on 8 November.
| Token1,000,000,000 fixed; minting and freezing switched off; name card cannot change. | EynucSdqGN65x2YckTNQFHdW4pVjkMmKMsmpSFKRTgi7 |
|---|---|
| Pool (Meteora, DONKAI and SOL)Opened with tokens only; trading opened 23:40 UTC; 100% of its liquidity permanently locked. | J3VAFYucc7bSuBuCfTkGFh5JDx46M476qt17AGQ1Pnbk |
| Team lock (Jupiter Lock)20,000,000 DONKAI to the operations wallet on 6 May 2027; nobody can cancel it or change the recipient. | GuJDreTSYYxzNsFfYCZxqxBJq4453Tnh7zgLbK1HF3cS |
| Launch wallet buyBought 125,091.235853 DONKAI (0.0125% of supply) in the pool's first swap at 23:49:31 UTC on 7 November 2026, after trading opened, for 0.0027 SOL including fees, and keeps it. Transaction zz2ci9qMLQJaRydUHgePkhDWTvmqgR2nFLr5SVbvvQ3sNVD8BxaC4VhizQaU3PxGeKx5o5Ue81BBeXEYbfP3qHs. | 6Aw7q32CGyYQUgcKFbPwSi1SEvnasmxwUhK2jMzgvXWX |
The pool's positions
| Operations 60.00%Permanently locked. | Fc8adrVpewXNekFBWr7u9sWdW6c4LfKPr2jAKSxUUNDTNFT held by AyeDmF8N5aprmsVPnu7wNaAQuj3uEL7hcw4oDMZUkres |
|---|---|
| The book 29.85%Permanently locked. Forwarded from operations to the book wallet at 00:10:11 UTC on 8 November 2026, transaction 22rBxrL14Di1ZBKn6qHUEZxFK6WcmKKPmB47kbz1LkQ8WZ7R8cu11EjQ8npBDCBFjwU7atuqqWmDz91yoShgiqvf. | 47UAHWQCn5ks1mE4i5E8yf8feMY3SejNwwZ3JyhzfnaoNFT held by 7MXWfBsgPcMxeh2JFTc9AyX84JCdgEwXvmtYXx4jwF7Z |
| Meme bounties 10.10%Permanently locked. Forwarded from operations to the bounties wallet at 00:10:12 UTC on 8 November 2026, transaction 5c91ijCyZjrhirvkBckupQLLvqJDcm3k7cyR1yjYFXKDWMnQS3zb22G9JYKgRiekdD5hBDzY56iFT9mpedLZbJJT. | Hx2vdkCwPEeB7L8NTSSuQkfm8eQMLAzSDRZA3kL7bSFDNFT held by HmxPrPzyPysyVC2wyGqXX6GymcQ5fZApEhXNFh35Jkzr |
| Launch remainder 0.05%Permanently locked. Tokens left over from the deposits, locked rather than kept. | 6CUCdmBKcpZvnAwKDuWmKn8dW8UQPjYYagHAqpoMj3R2NFT held by 6Aw7q32CGyYQUgcKFbPwSi1SEvnasmxwUhK2jMzgvXWX |
Read 2026-11-08 00:12 UTC from Solana. Every address opens on Solscan, so you can check it without us.
The first minute of trading
At 23:50:02 UTC on 7 November, two seconds after the opening fee fell to its 1% floor, eight wallets each paid 0.508156 SOL in the same block. Together they bought about 165.4 million DONKAI, 16.54% of supply, for 4.065 SOL. Scanners often label buying like this as bundled or coordinated. None of these eight wallets is in UnyKorn's wallet records. They are listed here so anyone can follow them.
| 0.508156 SOL17,642,343 DONKAI | 6vJtrQATPK3UxDWn3cFKsJTFpsyT4x3D9qNe8ztuJcLE |
|---|---|
| 0.508156 SOL18,393,373 DONKAI | 3hrUbSMunQJMvz23cTPEK8fgPbwMR85WFpnVVwQBj9p9 |
| 0.508156 SOL19,193,403 DONKAI | 4rX4ZmcaxDK1E1jS1cX4zMzt2fcdDtBVN5C1hiKLB5BH |
| 0.508156 SOL20,046,790 DONKAI | FG14i2E9Wj5yEL84oYciogTHFYRCzK8m22TbcMiujp28 |
| 0.508156 SOL20,958,387 DONKAI | HKRagqxW4yPNTGQGm3kdWFEJbsNd2PuatVqf8fALfTEE |
| 0.508156 SOL21,958,205 DONKAI | 7ewze45UJTYhDatw4jojAdSFkBFTXYUm5edzdWM9FuBk |
| 0.508156 SOL23,021,868 DONKAI | FvNNKiuaxMP95Eqs4ihs67WXachY1MBVgDa9G6QapytC |
| 0.508156 SOL24,153,242 DONKAI | DNxWYfWmahsDCjYRA9FdZ9qhp96p73BydT1fzUDRKzeL |
Read 2026-11-08 01:00 UTC from Solana. Each transaction is in block 466702902.
The wallets
These are public addresses, so anyone can watch them. None of them holds anyone else’s money.
| Launch walletCreates the token, the team lock and the pool, then hands the positions on. Bought 125,091.235853 DONKAI (0.0125% of supply) in the pool's first swap at 23:49:31 UTC on 7 November 2026, after trading opened, for 0.0027 SOL including fees, and keeps it. Transaction zz2ci9qMLQJaRydUHgePkhDWTvmqgR2nFLr5SVbvvQ3sNVD8BxaC4VhizQaU3PxGeKx5o5Ue81BBeXEYbfP3qHs. | 6Aw7q32CGyYQUgcKFbPwSi1SEvnasmxwUhK2jMzgvXWX |
|---|---|
| Operations, 60% of the poolOwns the 60% locked position and claims its trading fees. | AyeDmF8N5aprmsVPnu7wNaAQuj3uEL7hcw4oDMZUkres |
| The book, 30% of the poolOwns the 30% locked position; its fees go to the book. | 7MXWfBsgPcMxeh2JFTc9AyX84JCdgEwXvmtYXx4jwF7Z |
| Meme bounties, 10% of the poolOwns the 10% locked position; its fees fund meme bounties. | HmxPrPzyPysyVC2wyGqXX6GymcQ5fZApEhXNFh35Jkzr |
What had to be true before trading opened
- A rehearsal on Solana's devnet: skipped. The launch went straight to mainnet, and the step is marked skipped above.
- The token minted by UnyKorn LLC with its mint and freeze authority removed, read back from the chain: done.
- 2% of supply locked for six months, with the lock address read back: done. It unlocks on 6 May 2027.
- The pool opened with tokens only and its liquidity locked permanently, both read back from the chain: done.
- The opening date and time announced here first: not done. The pool opened at 23:40 UTC on 7 November 2026 without notice on this page beforehand.
The eight steps, and where we are
- done1. DefineName, ticker, supply, pool, lock and fee split written down as files. (2026-11-07)
- done2. DecideRoute, name, entity, supply, team lock, fee income, wallets, opening price and launch fee schedule are decided and dated. The licence for the lore was signed. (2026-11-07)
- done3. Record27 fingerprints proved on xxxiii.io and timestamped on Bitcoin; ledger witness queued for approval. See the launch record. (2026-11-07)
- skipped4. RehearseUnyKorn LLC chose to launch on mainnet without a test-network rehearsal. Instead, each one-way step is made in Meteora's and Jupiter's own apps, which show the cost before signing, and every step is read back from the chain before the next one. (2026-11-07)
- done5. Publish before launchThe site with the book first, the launch record and this page went live before the token. (2026-11-07)
- done6. Mint, lock, open the poolToken minted with minting and freezing switched off and its name card locked; 2% team lock created; pool opened with tokens only and every position locked permanently. Each step was signed by UnyKorn LLC and read back from the chain. The book and bounty positions were forwarded to their own wallets at 00:10 UTC on 8 November. (2026-11-07)
- in progress7. Read the chainSupply, authorities, metadata, team lock, pool and positions read from Solana; RugCheck and GoPlus read too. The checks page shows each result as it is, including those that need trading before they can pass. (2026-11-07)
- done8. Publish liveThe address, the pool and its positions are on this page. (2026-11-07)
Updated 2026-11-07. A step is "done" only when its record exists and, where it touches the chain, the chain read has been made.
Decisions, dated
| 2026-11-05 | First plan written: a meme coin on a bonding-curve launchpad. Fingerprinted and kept as history. |
|---|---|
| 2026-11-07 | Plan replaced: the book first. Name The 2,500 Donkeys, ticker DONKAI. |
| 2026-11-07 | A presale was considered and dropped: it would have left buyers' SOL in our wallet before a pool existed. We do not hold anyone's money. |
| 2026-11-07 | Venue chosen: a Meteora pool opened with tokens only; its liquidity is locked permanently and split into three owned positions. |
| 2026-11-07 | 2% of supply to the team, locked six months. No dev buy. Budget for the whole launch: about ten dollars in rent and fees. |
| 2026-11-07 | The entity is UnyKorn LLC. The licence for the novel's lore from its author to UnyKorn LLC was signed and proved. |
| 2026-11-07 | The pool is created and signed at the opening time, not the day before. |
| 2026-11-07 | Launch wallet created for this launch only and funded from an exchange, with no link to any earlier wallet. |
| 2026-11-07 | Three payout wallets created for the three locked positions: operations, the book and meme bounties. |
| 2026-11-07 | Opening price and launch fee schedule set and recorded. They become pool settings on launch day. |
| 2026-11-07 | Test-network rehearsal skipped; one-way steps are made in the venues’ own apps and read back from the chain. |
| 2026-11-07 | Launched: token minted at 22:22 UTC, team lock at 22:43, pool and four locked positions by 23:15, trading opened at 23:40. |
| 2026-11-07 | 23:49 UTC: the launch wallet bought 125,091 DONKAI (0.0125% of supply) in the pool's first swap, after trading opened. This departs from the 'No dev buy' decision above. Decided at 23:56 UTC: the tokens are kept and shown on this page. |
What this is not
- Not an investment, and not offered as one.
- No presale, no private sale, no allocation to anyone before the pool opens.
- Pays holders nothing and gives no rights in any business.
- No promises of future work. No roadmap.
- Nobody from this project will ever message you first.
Still open
- Jupiter verification: requested on 8 November 2026 in the free standard lane, together with the token's listing details; pending Jupiter's review.
- The full site redesign with the book, the library and the audio at the centre.